November 7, 2011
Custer's Last Stand took place yesterday.
My innards engaging in a last ditch effort battle for control before the inevitable end of the cycle rendered them dormant for another 28 days.
But they fought hard.
Hard enough to ensure that I spent most of the day in a Pamprin induced haze, complete with heating pad on high and pillows comfortably stacked behind me.
Frankie at my feet.
Jasper by my side.
Goblet on the Goblet box, which is now buckling under the weight of her always increasing girth.
Tikka on the floor at my side of the bed.
Laying there, wondering what I ever did to deserve such a painful punishment.
Oh wait, I know.
I'm female.
Silly me.
In spite of the agony, I did manage some marking of papers before things got so bad that I couldn't sit up any more.
I set up a lovely system: mark a paper, continue the process of making dinner.
Pot roast in the slow cooker, potatoes, beets, broccoli and squash.
All put together in a rhythm dictated by how long it took me to read through papers where people thing commas are the correct means of ending a sentence and spelling is apparently optional.
Meaning dinner took a long time to prepare.
Good thing I started early.
As in 11.00 am.
Just after driving Em to work.
And I had company.
Stephen had been procrastinating with his own marking, finding every conceivable, and even some inconceivable means of avoiding marking at all costs.
Most professors despise marking.
But they do it because they have to.
Stephen despises it and waits until he is forced, by a guilty conscience or by me, to sit himself down and get things done.
He did.
At the kitchen table.
Him and me and some cats made four.
Because marking is only enhanced when you have a cat laying on your papers, another sunning himself by stretching across the table and essentially shoving you off the table as the sunbeams lengthen.
But the marking, well, his marking, was finished.
And now one of his classes, I don't know which one, will be getting their midterms back today.
Lucky them.
Saturday afternoon, after the Faculty Fair, the Empire Theater staff meeting and the spontaneous cleaning of the office, I picked up Em, returned home for some lunch and then headed back to the theater to see a movie with Em.
Tower Heist.
An entertaining heist film.
Old school Eddie Murphy. . .like Beverly Hills Cop. . .the first one.
Alan Alda's character loosely based on Bernie Madoff.
Even an homage to Steve McQueen.
A pleasant means of spending an afternoon where I should have been doing anything but sitting in a theater.
Saw Mum in the evening.
She's looking a bit better, but even three weeks after falling, her face is still black and blue around her eye, green and yellow across the bridge of her nose and around her cheeks.
She's now saying the vision in her left eye is blurry.
I knew there was going to be residual effects.
Hence why I think she needed an Xray.
Seems I am going to have to push harder as an advocate for my mum.
Boo-yah!
And many thanks to my cousin Sara for sorting out the face cream conundrum.
Some things are just harder to handle than they appear.
Title Lyric: Procrastination by Amy Winehouse
Monday, November 7, 2011
Sunday, November 6, 2011
When the new day's a dawning. . . .
November 6, 2011
Last night I dreamed Sophia Loren charged me $600.00 to color my hair.
I didn't pay.
Saturday mornings are often, at least around here, scheduled for sleeping in.
Even if the kids have to work, there is no shift that starts so early that at 5.00 am wake up call is required.
Nor is Stephen ever required to consider the possibility of opening his eyes to greet the rising of the sun.
Until yesterday.
A never-before-experienced convergence of events occurred yesterday morning that required all of my children, including Mer, and Stephen to be awake and out of the house by 7.30 am and 8.30 am respectively.
I know.
I was shocked too!
As the one who had to facilitate getting Stephen up and mobile, I was more than shocked.
I was scared.
All three kids had to attend the oh-so-often Empire Theater staff meeting.
And since they are paid for their attendance, the meetings have to be a minimum of 3 hours long.
And since it was so early, breakfast was provided.
Thankfully, because there was food and getting paid involved, all three kids were actually up and ready to go when I managed to straggle out of bed in my zebra striped jammies to drive them to their meeting.
And even though it was early, early in the morning, Mer managed to insult Em within 15 seconds of her getting into the car, after we waited for her for several minutes because some co-worker called in crisis over pants.
I don't ask.
I just listen and record.
So the drive to the theater, a short drive to be sure, was nonetheless clouded with tension as Em's really good mood quickly shifted to feeling bad about herself.
Again.
All this and then I had to go home and see if Stephen was anywhere near ready for his morning.
And it wasn't even 8.00 am.
Luckily, when he walked outside into the early morning sunshine, he didn't experience any burning or tingling sensations.
He had to attend the St. Thomas University Open House, an annual event to introduce potential students to the campus, their professors, etc.
And the Faculty Fair was scheduled for between 9.00-10.00 am.
The opportunity for departments to set up their stalls and peddle their intellectual wares to the masses.
In the past, during my tenure as our department's Undergraduate Advisor, I attended several such events.
In a lovely room, with excited and nervous students milling about, unsure of what they want to do, parents with them telling them what they want to do.
Within 20 minutes of the convergence of bodies in room the temperature of the room skyrockets and while the November wind is blowing and blustering outside, people inside are wondering when to expect heat stroke and sun burn.
This year, however, I was not required to participate so I went over long enough to fill my travel mug with coffee, snag some of the smallest muffins I've ever seen, and head back to my office to get some work done.
I was most peeved at the bookstore as they had sent an email stating I hadn't sent in my book requests for the coming winter term.
Which, for once, wasn't true.
Nonetheless, it was Saturday, it was early, I wasn't anywhere near caffeinated enough to tackle any major issues, so I simply filled in the proper forms and prepared to fax them.
And as I was writing all the necessary info on the designated line, it occurred to me that this could be an opportunity to make some changes in what was becoming a rather tedious book line up.
Not that the books themselves were tedious.
I like all of them.
But teaching the same books over and over and over and over can become wearing after a while.
Some books I'd never change.
Like Laud Humphrey's Tearoom Trade or Rafter's Shots in the Mirror.
But in other instances, there are multiple choices I can make and if that's the case, then why not make some changes?
So I decided to take this opportunity to shake things up.
Just one thing.
Because new books mean preparation on my part.
Instead of reading The Rebels in my intro methods class next term, we'll be reading something different.
And I've already started reading it and let me tell you, so far, I know I have made the right decision.
If for nothing other than my sanity.
My intro crim class will also be treated to an interesting and critical book: Sex Workers in the Maritimes Talk Back.
A book that never disappoints in generating class discussions and misinformation and misperceptions crash faster than the Berlin Wall.
In the process of selecting a new book for my intro methods class, I realized I had piles of books stacked in "Keith's Korner" that may be of interest to my classes.
However, there were so many stacks it was impossible to make any informed decision.
So I started going through these stacks.
Organizing them.
Sorting them.
Shelving them!!!!!
OHMYGAWD I WAS CLEANING MY OFFICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At this point Stephen had returned from his heat inducing session at the Faculty Fair, and was more than ready to lend his love for cleaning and his six foot four frame to the efforts.
He's been looking forward to this for a looooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg time.
We tossed things in recycling.
Moved things off one shelf to another.
Put things I don't use often on higher shelves.
It was so productive.
And my office looks just a little bit better.
But I am soon going to need more bookshelves.
Where to put them is an entirely different matter.
I'll figure it out later on.
And for now, I'll bask in the knowledge that books are shelved, and some table space is, momentarily anyway, cleared.
There's more to do to be sure.
It is my office after all.
Finally. . . . .
Happy 46th Birthday Kathryn. I miss you so much every single day.
Title Lyric: Early in the Morning by Peter, Paul and Mary
Last night I dreamed Sophia Loren charged me $600.00 to color my hair.
I didn't pay.
Saturday mornings are often, at least around here, scheduled for sleeping in.
Even if the kids have to work, there is no shift that starts so early that at 5.00 am wake up call is required.
Nor is Stephen ever required to consider the possibility of opening his eyes to greet the rising of the sun.
Until yesterday.
A never-before-experienced convergence of events occurred yesterday morning that required all of my children, including Mer, and Stephen to be awake and out of the house by 7.30 am and 8.30 am respectively.
I know.
I was shocked too!
As the one who had to facilitate getting Stephen up and mobile, I was more than shocked.
I was scared.
All three kids had to attend the oh-so-often Empire Theater staff meeting.
And since they are paid for their attendance, the meetings have to be a minimum of 3 hours long.
And since it was so early, breakfast was provided.
Thankfully, because there was food and getting paid involved, all three kids were actually up and ready to go when I managed to straggle out of bed in my zebra striped jammies to drive them to their meeting.
And even though it was early, early in the morning, Mer managed to insult Em within 15 seconds of her getting into the car, after we waited for her for several minutes because some co-worker called in crisis over pants.
I don't ask.
I just listen and record.
So the drive to the theater, a short drive to be sure, was nonetheless clouded with tension as Em's really good mood quickly shifted to feeling bad about herself.
Again.
All this and then I had to go home and see if Stephen was anywhere near ready for his morning.
And it wasn't even 8.00 am.
Luckily, when he walked outside into the early morning sunshine, he didn't experience any burning or tingling sensations.
He had to attend the St. Thomas University Open House, an annual event to introduce potential students to the campus, their professors, etc.
And the Faculty Fair was scheduled for between 9.00-10.00 am.
The opportunity for departments to set up their stalls and peddle their intellectual wares to the masses.
In the past, during my tenure as our department's Undergraduate Advisor, I attended several such events.
In a lovely room, with excited and nervous students milling about, unsure of what they want to do, parents with them telling them what they want to do.
Within 20 minutes of the convergence of bodies in room the temperature of the room skyrockets and while the November wind is blowing and blustering outside, people inside are wondering when to expect heat stroke and sun burn.
This year, however, I was not required to participate so I went over long enough to fill my travel mug with coffee, snag some of the smallest muffins I've ever seen, and head back to my office to get some work done.
I was most peeved at the bookstore as they had sent an email stating I hadn't sent in my book requests for the coming winter term.
Which, for once, wasn't true.
Nonetheless, it was Saturday, it was early, I wasn't anywhere near caffeinated enough to tackle any major issues, so I simply filled in the proper forms and prepared to fax them.
And as I was writing all the necessary info on the designated line, it occurred to me that this could be an opportunity to make some changes in what was becoming a rather tedious book line up.
Not that the books themselves were tedious.
I like all of them.
But teaching the same books over and over and over and over can become wearing after a while.
Some books I'd never change.
Like Laud Humphrey's Tearoom Trade or Rafter's Shots in the Mirror.
But in other instances, there are multiple choices I can make and if that's the case, then why not make some changes?
So I decided to take this opportunity to shake things up.
Just one thing.
Because new books mean preparation on my part.
Instead of reading The Rebels in my intro methods class next term, we'll be reading something different.
And I've already started reading it and let me tell you, so far, I know I have made the right decision.
If for nothing other than my sanity.
My intro crim class will also be treated to an interesting and critical book: Sex Workers in the Maritimes Talk Back.
A book that never disappoints in generating class discussions and misinformation and misperceptions crash faster than the Berlin Wall.
In the process of selecting a new book for my intro methods class, I realized I had piles of books stacked in "Keith's Korner" that may be of interest to my classes.
However, there were so many stacks it was impossible to make any informed decision.
So I started going through these stacks.
Organizing them.
Sorting them.
Shelving them!!!!!
OHMYGAWD I WAS CLEANING MY OFFICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At this point Stephen had returned from his heat inducing session at the Faculty Fair, and was more than ready to lend his love for cleaning and his six foot four frame to the efforts.
He's been looking forward to this for a looooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg time.
We tossed things in recycling.
Moved things off one shelf to another.
Put things I don't use often on higher shelves.
It was so productive.
And my office looks just a little bit better.
But I am soon going to need more bookshelves.
Where to put them is an entirely different matter.
I'll figure it out later on.
And for now, I'll bask in the knowledge that books are shelved, and some table space is, momentarily anyway, cleared.
There's more to do to be sure.
It is my office after all.
Finally. . . . .
Happy 46th Birthday Kathryn. I miss you so much every single day.
Title Lyric: Early in the Morning by Peter, Paul and Mary
Friday, November 4, 2011
It rubs the lotion on its skin. . . .
November 4, 2011
Okay, feeling better.
Somewhat anyway.
Yesterday actually required a nap in my office, around noon, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to make it through to 5.30 pm.
In spite of some one's incessant banging on my door.
Lucky for that person I was simply too tired to get up from the comfort of my chair to do anything about it.
But I wanted to.
And that counts a lot.
Nonetheless, when it was time for me to crawl between my sheets, clad in the warmth of my zebra stripped flannel jammies, Frankie on one side of me, Tikka also on the bed and snug against my feet, I was so happy to be there, thus putting an end to a long, long day.
Not that today appears any better.
First meeting this afternoon of a new committee.
One of the scarier committees on campus.
In fact, I have to go in this morning to read the material for this afternoon's meeting.
Material that does not leave the room in which it is housed.
Meaning I go to it.
Not that even such a thing as finding time to go read some documents has been at all easy to manage.
I had to request a special meeting time, as all the other times to meet with the material coincided with when I was teaching, making it impossible for me to engage with the documents.
So first thing this morning, me, a bottle of water and the documents will have a little sit down together and become acquainted.
Because there is no way I want to sit on this committee in any way unprepared.
After sitting with the material, I have to sort out something that came in the mail yesterday.
A Summons to Witness from the Fredericton City Police.
Okay. Fine. Good thing my brother was here at the moment of my reading this letter in order to explain to me what the hell it was all about.
They want you in court because you witnessed something.
Oh. Alright.
The only problem is I have NO idea what I was witness to.
Unless it was the car accident Keith and I witnessed this summer.
But I can't imagine it was that.
Could it?
Doesn't matter what thoughts ping around inside my head, the office that sent me the letter doesn't open until 9.00 am, so waiting will be endured until I can get someone on the phone who can tell me what this is all about.
Because I'll admit, I am curious.
Secret documents and witness summons are just two of the things I have to address today.
The final task is far more present and important.
Face cream.
For my mother.
Who has called me twice this week to remind me that she needed face cream, because her face was dry and flaky and she really needed face cream and she was worried I was going to forget.
How could I possibly forget when she leaves messages daily to remind me?
Knowing she needs the face cream is not the issue. Finding an opportunity to get to a store and buy it is the real issue.
When you're at work from 8.00 am to 7.00 pm, and crawl into the house in search of furry four legged companionship and sustenance, going to the grocery store in search of face cream is the last thing I want to do.
Last night I was barely able to stay awake for the newest episode of Big Bang Theory.
THAT'S how tired I was.
I haven't even been reading in the evenings. Just crawling into bed and immediately falling asleep.
Perhaps once the Christmas holidays arrive, I'll be more able to, once again, enjoy reading in bed before I fall asleep.
Again, it's the little things.
Title Lyric: Lotion by Greenskeepers
Okay, feeling better.
Somewhat anyway.
Yesterday actually required a nap in my office, around noon, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to make it through to 5.30 pm.
In spite of some one's incessant banging on my door.
Lucky for that person I was simply too tired to get up from the comfort of my chair to do anything about it.
But I wanted to.
And that counts a lot.
Nonetheless, when it was time for me to crawl between my sheets, clad in the warmth of my zebra stripped flannel jammies, Frankie on one side of me, Tikka also on the bed and snug against my feet, I was so happy to be there, thus putting an end to a long, long day.
Not that today appears any better.
First meeting this afternoon of a new committee.
One of the scarier committees on campus.
In fact, I have to go in this morning to read the material for this afternoon's meeting.
Material that does not leave the room in which it is housed.
Meaning I go to it.
Not that even such a thing as finding time to go read some documents has been at all easy to manage.
I had to request a special meeting time, as all the other times to meet with the material coincided with when I was teaching, making it impossible for me to engage with the documents.
So first thing this morning, me, a bottle of water and the documents will have a little sit down together and become acquainted.
Because there is no way I want to sit on this committee in any way unprepared.
After sitting with the material, I have to sort out something that came in the mail yesterday.
A Summons to Witness from the Fredericton City Police.
Okay. Fine. Good thing my brother was here at the moment of my reading this letter in order to explain to me what the hell it was all about.
They want you in court because you witnessed something.
Oh. Alright.
The only problem is I have NO idea what I was witness to.
Unless it was the car accident Keith and I witnessed this summer.
But I can't imagine it was that.
Could it?
Doesn't matter what thoughts ping around inside my head, the office that sent me the letter doesn't open until 9.00 am, so waiting will be endured until I can get someone on the phone who can tell me what this is all about.
Because I'll admit, I am curious.
Secret documents and witness summons are just two of the things I have to address today.
The final task is far more present and important.
Face cream.
For my mother.
Who has called me twice this week to remind me that she needed face cream, because her face was dry and flaky and she really needed face cream and she was worried I was going to forget.
How could I possibly forget when she leaves messages daily to remind me?
Knowing she needs the face cream is not the issue. Finding an opportunity to get to a store and buy it is the real issue.
When you're at work from 8.00 am to 7.00 pm, and crawl into the house in search of furry four legged companionship and sustenance, going to the grocery store in search of face cream is the last thing I want to do.
Last night I was barely able to stay awake for the newest episode of Big Bang Theory.
THAT'S how tired I was.
I haven't even been reading in the evenings. Just crawling into bed and immediately falling asleep.
Perhaps once the Christmas holidays arrive, I'll be more able to, once again, enjoy reading in bed before I fall asleep.
Again, it's the little things.
Title Lyric: Lotion by Greenskeepers
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
I know what you're thinking. . . .
November 2, 2o11
Still home.
Still in more pain than I know what to do with.
I could never forget the unyielding pain of labour, as ever so often I am reminded of exactly what it felt like to have your innards feel like they're becoming your outards.
My film class, my once-a-week film class meets at 2.30 this afternoon, and even if I have to drug myself into almost oblivion, I will be there.
Dirty Harry.
Who wouldn't want to be there???
Plus I can talk about Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry and how this film influenced the development of the cop film genre even if I am in a state of near oblivion.
While not a techno-file, I am always impressed with the advances made in vcr and dvd players, that allowed people the opportunity to watch their favourite films, collect films, find films in almost every corner of the capitalist marketing place, from gas stations and convenience stores to the always enjoyable HMV.
For example, the other day, while in Shopper's Drug Mart loading up on personal lady products, Coke and other sundry items, I spied near the cash a cardboard bin with 2 for $10.00 dvds on the side.
That is ALL the invitation I ever need to step out of line, so to speak, and begin the less-than-ladylike process of rummaging through the bin looking for possible hidden treasures.
And didn't I find one!
The original 1969 Italian Job starring Michael Caine and Noel Howard.
For $5.00.
I was so excited that when it was my turn at the cash I remarked that I couldn't believe there was a copy of this film in a Shopper's dvd bin.
The cashier remarked that "you can find anything at Shopper's" and then asked me if I was Dawne Clarke.
My first response was yes, and then I'm sorry.
Because when people ask that, I never know in what context or what I said to make them remember me.
Apparently, she was a student from many moon ago.
And I had nothing to apologize for.
This time, anyway.
Title Lyric: Don't Speak by No Doubt
Still home.
Still in more pain than I know what to do with.
I could never forget the unyielding pain of labour, as ever so often I am reminded of exactly what it felt like to have your innards feel like they're becoming your outards.
My film class, my once-a-week film class meets at 2.30 this afternoon, and even if I have to drug myself into almost oblivion, I will be there.
Dirty Harry.
Who wouldn't want to be there???
Plus I can talk about Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry and how this film influenced the development of the cop film genre even if I am in a state of near oblivion.
While not a techno-file, I am always impressed with the advances made in vcr and dvd players, that allowed people the opportunity to watch their favourite films, collect films, find films in almost every corner of the capitalist marketing place, from gas stations and convenience stores to the always enjoyable HMV.
For example, the other day, while in Shopper's Drug Mart loading up on personal lady products, Coke and other sundry items, I spied near the cash a cardboard bin with 2 for $10.00 dvds on the side.
That is ALL the invitation I ever need to step out of line, so to speak, and begin the less-than-ladylike process of rummaging through the bin looking for possible hidden treasures.
And didn't I find one!
The original 1969 Italian Job starring Michael Caine and Noel Howard.
For $5.00.
I was so excited that when it was my turn at the cash I remarked that I couldn't believe there was a copy of this film in a Shopper's dvd bin.
The cashier remarked that "you can find anything at Shopper's" and then asked me if I was Dawne Clarke.
My first response was yes, and then I'm sorry.
Because when people ask that, I never know in what context or what I said to make them remember me.
Apparently, she was a student from many moon ago.
And I had nothing to apologize for.
This time, anyway.
Title Lyric: Don't Speak by No Doubt
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Out in that freezing weather. . .that November. . .
November 1, 2011
The oddest transition occurs between midnight October 31st and 12.01 am November 1st.
All of a sudden the hallmarks of fall seem to disappear overnight, replaced with the worst of the worst.
Christmas decorations in the mall.
Not that there haven't been early warning signs that the consumerism that has overtaken Christmas has started the settling in process.
But once November 1st hits, malls, shops, stores, kiosks in every mall across the western world bursts, perhaps spontaneously, into full Christmas plumage.
I detest the mall, shops, stores, kiosks at every time of year.
But during the Christmas season?????
I'd rather rake leaves in a snow storm wearing nothing but shorts and a t-shirt.
This morning I did something I do about once a term.
Get up, get dressed, go through all the motions of the morning, drop Em off, late because everything has to be as it always is, get to my office, settle in my chair, turn on the computer, and realize, at the moment of sitting, alone, while I wait for my computer to get itself moving, that I feel like crap.
Not the feeling-like-crap-but-I-can-still-function, but the feeling-like-crap-and-if-I-am-lucky-I'll-have-enough-energy-to-get-home-without-crashing-the-car-crap.
Like all my energy, drive, desire to do anything more strenuous than sleep was sucked out of me and replaced with lead, held in place by mind blowing pain.
Meaning the computer was on long enough for me to send an email to the vp academic about cancelling my classes before I shut everything down, retraced my steps to the car and return home to happy dogs, a bewildered Stephen and most of all my bed and jammies.
Most of the time I can handle the pain, the cramps, the headaches, even work through it.
Obviously.
Because if I took off days from work every time I felt like this, I'd of been unemployed a long time ago.
But every once in a while, I experience such pain that lying in bed is about all I can manage.
Provided the no one rocks the bed, makes any sudden movements, or jumps on me for kisses and hugs.
That would most likely be Frankie, just to clarify.
I crawled out of bed long enough for some soup and to email one of my classes that was supposed to meet today to give them something to do in preparation for Thursday.
I have one more email to send to my 4.00 class.
Keith looks at me and says, "you're THAT professor. . .the one who gives you something to do even when class is cancelled."
Yes, Pookie, yes I am.
And proud of it.
We had only a few goblins and ghosties last night.
As the kids in the neighbourhood grow up, the numbers of candy seekers at our door dwindles every year.
Last night, I took first distribution shift.
Parked at the kitchen table, journal articles to read in front of me, cats cavorting all over them doing their damnedest to prevent me from doing anything more productive than ministering to their every whim and desire.
Emily beside me, Wuthering Heights in front of her, asking me all sorts of questions in her effort to make sure I didn't manage to read much of anything.
Stephen upstairs with the hounds, our strategy for preventing any mishaps with trick-or-treaters.
We traded off in an hour, Stephen becoming chief distributor, while I worked in the office, Frankie under my desk, Tikka behind my chair.
Which was the only point when I was actually able to get anything accomplished.
Until around 9.00.
When the miseries that I would ignore for 12 hours started.
But were strong enough to convince me to get myself into bed.
So I did.
And now, I'm going back.
At least until Em gets home.
Title Lyric: That November by Carrie Underwood
The oddest transition occurs between midnight October 31st and 12.01 am November 1st.
All of a sudden the hallmarks of fall seem to disappear overnight, replaced with the worst of the worst.
Christmas decorations in the mall.
Not that there haven't been early warning signs that the consumerism that has overtaken Christmas has started the settling in process.
But once November 1st hits, malls, shops, stores, kiosks in every mall across the western world bursts, perhaps spontaneously, into full Christmas plumage.
I detest the mall, shops, stores, kiosks at every time of year.
But during the Christmas season?????
I'd rather rake leaves in a snow storm wearing nothing but shorts and a t-shirt.
This morning I did something I do about once a term.
Get up, get dressed, go through all the motions of the morning, drop Em off, late because everything has to be as it always is, get to my office, settle in my chair, turn on the computer, and realize, at the moment of sitting, alone, while I wait for my computer to get itself moving, that I feel like crap.
Not the feeling-like-crap-but-I-can-still-function, but the feeling-like-crap-and-if-I-am-lucky-I'll-have-enough-energy-to-get-home-without-crashing-the-car-crap.
Like all my energy, drive, desire to do anything more strenuous than sleep was sucked out of me and replaced with lead, held in place by mind blowing pain.
Meaning the computer was on long enough for me to send an email to the vp academic about cancelling my classes before I shut everything down, retraced my steps to the car and return home to happy dogs, a bewildered Stephen and most of all my bed and jammies.
Most of the time I can handle the pain, the cramps, the headaches, even work through it.
Obviously.
Because if I took off days from work every time I felt like this, I'd of been unemployed a long time ago.
But every once in a while, I experience such pain that lying in bed is about all I can manage.
Provided the no one rocks the bed, makes any sudden movements, or jumps on me for kisses and hugs.
That would most likely be Frankie, just to clarify.
I crawled out of bed long enough for some soup and to email one of my classes that was supposed to meet today to give them something to do in preparation for Thursday.
I have one more email to send to my 4.00 class.
Keith looks at me and says, "you're THAT professor. . .the one who gives you something to do even when class is cancelled."
Yes, Pookie, yes I am.
And proud of it.
We had only a few goblins and ghosties last night.
As the kids in the neighbourhood grow up, the numbers of candy seekers at our door dwindles every year.
Last night, I took first distribution shift.
Parked at the kitchen table, journal articles to read in front of me, cats cavorting all over them doing their damnedest to prevent me from doing anything more productive than ministering to their every whim and desire.
Emily beside me, Wuthering Heights in front of her, asking me all sorts of questions in her effort to make sure I didn't manage to read much of anything.
Stephen upstairs with the hounds, our strategy for preventing any mishaps with trick-or-treaters.
We traded off in an hour, Stephen becoming chief distributor, while I worked in the office, Frankie under my desk, Tikka behind my chair.
Which was the only point when I was actually able to get anything accomplished.
Until around 9.00.
When the miseries that I would ignore for 12 hours started.
But were strong enough to convince me to get myself into bed.
So I did.
And now, I'm going back.
At least until Em gets home.
Title Lyric: That November by Carrie Underwood
Monday, October 31, 2011
Don't forget me, I beg. . . .
October 31, 2011
Three years ago, on day that was much like today will be, I was coming back from lunch in the cafeteria with Stephen.
We were holding hands, still talking about whatever had held our attention over lunch, making plans for the weekend.
As we walked into the door leading to the bottom floor of BMH, a colleague stopped us.
She hadn't said anything, but her face told me that something was horribly, horribly wrong.
And when she told me the words that changed everything, I stood there, clutching Stephen's hand, tears streaming down my face, saying NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! over and over and I struggled to gain enough composure to get me to my office.
Today, three years later, Stephen and I still struggle with the loss of our dear friend, Friend and mentor, John McKendy.
Not a day passes that in some way he doesn't cross my mind.
From a classroom I am standing in, to words coming from my mouth, John is very much a part of my everyday life.
And recently, his dear mother, Bernadette passed away.
A woman I wanted to know so much more than I did, because everything I'd been told about her pointed to a remarkable, compassionate, caring, loving woman.
Today, I have an early morning meeting, a lunch meeting downtown.
We need chicken and vegetables from Victory. I'll get those after lunch.
The dogs need food, the leaves still need to be raked.
We didn't get the 20cms of predicted snow.
I have a mountain of papers to read, correct as much as I can, and grade.
Life still goes on.
Whether we feel it should or not.
Whether we understand how it continues, life moves forward.
Taking us with it.
All we can do now is to remember John, his life, his work, and try everyday to be better than who we were yesterday.
Title Lyric: Someone Like You by Adele
Three years ago, on day that was much like today will be, I was coming back from lunch in the cafeteria with Stephen.
We were holding hands, still talking about whatever had held our attention over lunch, making plans for the weekend.
As we walked into the door leading to the bottom floor of BMH, a colleague stopped us.
She hadn't said anything, but her face told me that something was horribly, horribly wrong.
And when she told me the words that changed everything, I stood there, clutching Stephen's hand, tears streaming down my face, saying NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! over and over and I struggled to gain enough composure to get me to my office.
Today, three years later, Stephen and I still struggle with the loss of our dear friend, Friend and mentor, John McKendy.
Not a day passes that in some way he doesn't cross my mind.
From a classroom I am standing in, to words coming from my mouth, John is very much a part of my everyday life.
And recently, his dear mother, Bernadette passed away.
A woman I wanted to know so much more than I did, because everything I'd been told about her pointed to a remarkable, compassionate, caring, loving woman.
Today, I have an early morning meeting, a lunch meeting downtown.
We need chicken and vegetables from Victory. I'll get those after lunch.
The dogs need food, the leaves still need to be raked.
We didn't get the 20cms of predicted snow.
I have a mountain of papers to read, correct as much as I can, and grade.
Life still goes on.
Whether we feel it should or not.
Whether we understand how it continues, life moves forward.
Taking us with it.
All we can do now is to remember John, his life, his work, and try everyday to be better than who we were yesterday.
Title Lyric: Someone Like You by Adele
Sunday, October 30, 2011
You may ask yourself, well, how did I get here???
October 30, 2011
I was sitting in the passenger seat of Em's car yesterday, as she was driving herself to work, she casually remarked that we were supposed to get somewhere around 20 cms of snow today.
Hmmmm.
Knowing that I absolutely detest the first snow storm of the year, she could have been pranking me.
Our Em is known to have a sense of humour.
At times.
So I kept calm on the outside, but inside my brain went into hyperdrive as I thought about all the things that needed to be done before the first flake even contemplated making its groundward journey.
Lawnmower and weedwacker had to be put in the basement. All outdoor plants had to be brought into the warmth of the house. Leaves, oh my gawd. We hadn't even started raking leaves and now we may have to bring out shovels???????? What about the snow tires? Neither car has any on at this moment. Guess I'll be getting groceries this evening instead of waiting for Sunday afternoon, because we're gonna need provisions if we are snowed in? Where is the car wiper-off thingy? Wait! We're hosting Quaker meeting tomorrow morning? I'll proceed as usual until I think someone's in danger. . . . .
But on the outside I was calm.
As soon as she exited the car and I drove home in a panic, ran into the house, threw myself in front of the tv, remote in hand and turned immediately to theweathernetwork.ca to see if Em was indeed teasing me.
Or if we really were getting snow.
I called Stephen into the living room to witness the event that may well indicate the beginning of the winter season.
Em wasn't joking.
20 cms of snow.
Well, f***!
And then I shared my panic with Stephen.
Who assured me that everything would be okay.
An unusual reversal of roles.
And clearly a genetic flaw passed on from my mother to me.
My mother, who hated winter like no one else I'd ever met.
Until me.
It never bothered me until recently.
As I get older, it would seem that my ability and willingness to tolerate winter is decreasing exponentially.
The idea of getting into the car and frolicking with drivers who have no idea how to drive with the roads are brimming with ice and snow, or who think that ice is merely a way of getting to work faster just isn't how I see the joys of winter.
Plus I just really detest being cold.
When I awoke this morning the first thing my still sleep infused body did was check outside to see how bad it was.
Luckily, not too bad at all.
But the radio weather report that we were treated to at 9.00 am when the alarm kicked in announced that we were still under a snowfall warning for 10-15 cms.
So I'll just watch and wait and wonder if at some point the snow is going to come down as if someone turned on a faucet.
Not all was winter panic yesterday.
I was asked to judge the Student Union's Halloween festival events, which included pumpkin carving, costumes and scary story competitions.
Along with two other judges, we engaged in an American Idol like experience.
Except we were much nicer.
The costumes were amazing, the pumpkins were creative and the scary stories had several students in the audience refusing to ever go into Vanier Hall again.
Unfortunately, there weren't many entrants.
Which was too bad because those who were there were phenomenal.
And if more people and pumpkins had of entered, I could have been there much longer than an hour and a half.
As soon as I arrived home I grabbed my gardening gloves and a rake and began the process of raking the mountains of leaves off our lawn and bagging them.
I love raking.
Mindless, quiet, no pressure about how well you're raking and if your piles are bigger than anyone else's piles.
Just rake, bag, tie and repeat the process until the leaves are gone.
I didn't rake until everything was collected.
That would imply time was unlimited.
And as it was a Saturday, that would be an erroneous assumption.
So I raked until 4.00 pm.
At which time it was off to the nursing home for me for my weekly fare of baked beans and brown bread, with a bowl of fruit salad for dessert.
I hadn't seen Mum last weekend because I was sick and while the nursing home is very accommodating, they dislike when you bring your germs, infections, coughing, hacking into their facility to frolic happily in the bodies of their residences.
Meaning I had to go see her yesterday.
Her face is looking a lot better, but still black and blue in several places.
We had a lovely visit, along with my father, but at 6.30 I had to leave for supplies.
By the time Stephen and I arrived home with our car laden with supplies, put everything away and got the house ready for Quaker meeting this morning, I was more than ready to sit down in my chair and fall asleep.
I woke up on my side of the bed this morning, Frankie curled up beside me, not knowing at all how I got there.
I hate starting the day like that.
There's already enough I can't predict or account for.
At least I should know how I got into bed.
Title Lyric: Once in a Lifetime by The Talking Heads
I was sitting in the passenger seat of Em's car yesterday, as she was driving herself to work, she casually remarked that we were supposed to get somewhere around 20 cms of snow today.
Hmmmm.
Knowing that I absolutely detest the first snow storm of the year, she could have been pranking me.
Our Em is known to have a sense of humour.
At times.
So I kept calm on the outside, but inside my brain went into hyperdrive as I thought about all the things that needed to be done before the first flake even contemplated making its groundward journey.
Lawnmower and weedwacker had to be put in the basement. All outdoor plants had to be brought into the warmth of the house. Leaves, oh my gawd. We hadn't even started raking leaves and now we may have to bring out shovels???????? What about the snow tires? Neither car has any on at this moment. Guess I'll be getting groceries this evening instead of waiting for Sunday afternoon, because we're gonna need provisions if we are snowed in? Where is the car wiper-off thingy? Wait! We're hosting Quaker meeting tomorrow morning? I'll proceed as usual until I think someone's in danger. . . . .
But on the outside I was calm.
As soon as she exited the car and I drove home in a panic, ran into the house, threw myself in front of the tv, remote in hand and turned immediately to theweathernetwork.ca to see if Em was indeed teasing me.
Or if we really were getting snow.
I called Stephen into the living room to witness the event that may well indicate the beginning of the winter season.
Em wasn't joking.
20 cms of snow.
Well, f***!
And then I shared my panic with Stephen.
Who assured me that everything would be okay.
An unusual reversal of roles.
And clearly a genetic flaw passed on from my mother to me.
My mother, who hated winter like no one else I'd ever met.
Until me.
It never bothered me until recently.
As I get older, it would seem that my ability and willingness to tolerate winter is decreasing exponentially.
The idea of getting into the car and frolicking with drivers who have no idea how to drive with the roads are brimming with ice and snow, or who think that ice is merely a way of getting to work faster just isn't how I see the joys of winter.
Plus I just really detest being cold.
When I awoke this morning the first thing my still sleep infused body did was check outside to see how bad it was.
Luckily, not too bad at all.
But the radio weather report that we were treated to at 9.00 am when the alarm kicked in announced that we were still under a snowfall warning for 10-15 cms.
So I'll just watch and wait and wonder if at some point the snow is going to come down as if someone turned on a faucet.
Not all was winter panic yesterday.
I was asked to judge the Student Union's Halloween festival events, which included pumpkin carving, costumes and scary story competitions.
Along with two other judges, we engaged in an American Idol like experience.
Except we were much nicer.
The costumes were amazing, the pumpkins were creative and the scary stories had several students in the audience refusing to ever go into Vanier Hall again.
Unfortunately, there weren't many entrants.
Which was too bad because those who were there were phenomenal.
And if more people and pumpkins had of entered, I could have been there much longer than an hour and a half.
As soon as I arrived home I grabbed my gardening gloves and a rake and began the process of raking the mountains of leaves off our lawn and bagging them.
I love raking.
Mindless, quiet, no pressure about how well you're raking and if your piles are bigger than anyone else's piles.
Just rake, bag, tie and repeat the process until the leaves are gone.
I didn't rake until everything was collected.
That would imply time was unlimited.
And as it was a Saturday, that would be an erroneous assumption.
So I raked until 4.00 pm.
At which time it was off to the nursing home for me for my weekly fare of baked beans and brown bread, with a bowl of fruit salad for dessert.
I hadn't seen Mum last weekend because I was sick and while the nursing home is very accommodating, they dislike when you bring your germs, infections, coughing, hacking into their facility to frolic happily in the bodies of their residences.
Meaning I had to go see her yesterday.
Her face is looking a lot better, but still black and blue in several places.
We had a lovely visit, along with my father, but at 6.30 I had to leave for supplies.
By the time Stephen and I arrived home with our car laden with supplies, put everything away and got the house ready for Quaker meeting this morning, I was more than ready to sit down in my chair and fall asleep.
I woke up on my side of the bed this morning, Frankie curled up beside me, not knowing at all how I got there.
I hate starting the day like that.
There's already enough I can't predict or account for.
At least I should know how I got into bed.
Title Lyric: Once in a Lifetime by The Talking Heads
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